3.10.2010

Would you like anything to drink? Yes, please!

My future in-laws may tease me about it (it’s all in good fun, I assure you), but I embrace the fact that I enjoy numerous different beverages. They commonly jest at the fact that, when out to dinner, I always have two or more drinks by my plate: a water and a soda; a water, a soda, and a cup of tea; a tea and a glass of water… What can I say, I enjoy hydration. But, even more than hydration, I enjoy caffeine; specifically, the caffeine found in Diet Coke or Coke Zero. Thus, I have posted the following:

pepsi will never do…

an effervescent sweetness
tingles upon my tongue—
the bubbles satisfying
a craving that once stung.

the caramel liquid swishes
around behind my lips.
i always sip on diet:
less inches for my hips.

and when i finally swallow
my favorite of drinks,
i feel the caffeine charge me
with vigor like a lynx.

without a Coke-a-Cola,
i’m gawky and inept—
but with my favorite beverage
I am, frankly, adept.

for one to win me over
a twelve-pack will suffice,
but if you want to be friends,
a twenty-four pack is the price.

Photo credit: http://manilastreet.wordpress.com/2010/01/

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can totally relate to the whole multiple drinks per meal. When my grandparnts take me out to dinner they always gawk as I chug down water after water, soda after soda and tea after tea. Of course I make sure a place has free-refills before I order anything but water. Mainly because I could honeslty drink glass after glass and still be thirsty.

Aaron Buehler said...

This sounds pretty familiar except for I prefer a different caffeine filled drink. I have no idea what I would do without Mountain Dew, the greatest pop ever made. I could probably replace that with milk or water, but that would probably not be a good idea. I also have to have more than one drink when I eat any sort of meal. I dont understand the people that could go a whole entire meal with a drink of anything.